Personalised Emergency Dad Joke Dispenser Gift for Dad Grandpa Funny Family Gift

Specification:
Material: Each dispenser is made from aluminum metal, printed with a gloss finish, and contains 20 tear-off jokes.
Dimensions: 
Dispenser box: W5cm x H5cm x D3cm (W2.0" x H2.0" x D1.2").
Each ticket: W4.5cm x H2cm (W1.8" x H0.8").
Optional gold foiled gift card: Add a personalised message to your order by selecting the gift card option. Your message will be printed in gold-coloured foil onto premium thick card and printed in uppercase. Please do not include emojis.

Each little box contains 20 dad jokes designed to make the whole family laugh, including:
- How does a man on the moon cut his hair?
- What's E.T. short for?
- Did you hear about the hungry clock?
- What's Forrest Gump's computer password?
- Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
- What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?
- What did the ocean say to the beach?
- Why did the golfer take an extra pair of socks?
- What's the best time to go to the dentist?
- Why did the photo go to jail?
- Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer?
- Why do ghosts like to ride in elevators?
- What do you call someone with no body and no nose?
- What do you call a blind dinosaur?
- Why do cows have hooves and not feet?
- Why is it a bad idea to eat a clock?
- Why don't eggs tell jokes?
- How do you make 7 even?